Before I review this film, I would like to state that I, in no way, shape or form have any kind of sexual interest in the world of the shit fetish. That being said, I now present to you my review of one of the most, vile and disgusting films ever made. Director unknown (I searched and searched). 1989’s Japanese scat classic.
SQUIRMFEST A.K.A. PURGE
For starters, this film was given to me by a friend. As a special request, he asked if I would do a review of the film, as he liked my style of review. Though it not being a horror film or anything to do with the genre, I still agreed, for the fact that it is extremely rare and underground (to my surprise it’s also in high demand in some online communities).
Upon my first viewing of this film I was appalled and actually quite amused by what I was viewing. Indeed I did say first viewing, for the fact that I had to write about this film I have watched approximately 3 or 4 times already, just to get an idea of what to say to you guys about it. I think i've got something for you to semi enjoy… so, please do!
The Movie begins with a young Japanese girl sitting at a dining room table, feasting on a wonderfully put together meal of noodles (lomein i'm sure). Then flashing back to the plate and viewing what appear to be worms or eels, writhing and squirming through the stringy pasta, and boy she definitely appears to be loving the flavor. Then, if that wasn’t enough Fear Factor for one sitting, she then eats a plate of cookies, with a lovely, live maggot glaze. YUM!! As we all know you can’t have cookies without a nice cold glass of milk, she does so, the only difference being the worms filling the bottom of her glass. She happily swallows every last drop.
The film proceeds as she sits at a piano, the seat specially put together for ass- crack room in the center and a bowl below, I wonder why they would do that? At this time, seemingly from out of nowhere, a strange, well dressed gentleman is suddenly sitting by her side listening to the beautiful score she performs on the black and white keys of the piano. He is there for one reason only, in waiting for the fest to commence.
At this point in the film I became rather confused. It seemed as if the director wanted to be a little artsy fartsy, as if there were not enough farts on there way. The visuals become just stupidly strange, depicting the 2 characters dressed in various silly outfits, such as afros, false teeth and Groucho Marx masks. What the fuck was this guy thinking, as if the rest of the film wasn’t enough for us to view.
This, my friends, is where the fun begins. The girl at this point starts to keel over in pain, the stomach and intestines are now beginning to reject her delicious din-din. The pain I guess becomes too much as the Urine and fecal matter begins to flow, pushing itself through her lovely white panties. Glorious, isn’t it?
The man at her side watches with delight as the light tan colored doodies and piss begin to hit the floor and fill the bowl below her. He is excited and ready for her next feast… her own shit! As she gets down onto the floor and begins to chow down on her wonderful pile of poo, the man seems to get irritated that she is taking so damn long to eat, therefore he begins to force feed it to her. Filled with piss and vinegar, he smears it into her mouth and up her nose as well, which I found to be fucking hysterical, I almost shat my pants (no pun intended). Oh did I mention that the bowl of shitty pee was used to wash down the dung, if not, I did now!
Going back and forth between various scenes of fecal festing (he takes a shit on her face as well), Pornography, a cockroach dinner, fried DUMPlings, and sitting on a board of tacks and other “SHIT” that would blow your mind and your chunks. By far one of the sickest films ever made, with exception of the sequel and Terrible Meal.
Squirmfest is one of those films that you want to look away from but you just can’t. There is just something about watching a busted ass Japanese girl chowing down on her own maggot and worm filled shit heap that just makes the mind wonder, why?
Why am I watching this? Why are other people watching this? Why did they make this movie?
Ratings:
On a gross out scale this film gets a definite 9. I didn’t give it the big one zero for the fact that there is one film I found a bit grosser, that film is Terrible Meal (puke eating).
When it comes to shit and piss, there is plenty of it. For the amount of poo-poo and pee-pee, I give a score of 10.
As for the film itself, it was utter doodie (pun most definitely intended). Squirmfest gets my over all rating of a 2, and that’s just because it made me laugh my fucking ass off!!
If you like films such as Squirmfest 2, or Terrible Meal, you will love this one.
This is Poop Factor in full effect. If you truly enjoy this film, Poop is definitely not a factor for you!
